| A Fable for Modern Times | "Long ago, in the days when all disks flopped..." | |
| Windows for Toasters | "Once upon a time, in a kingdom not far from here..." | |
| Alice in UNIX Land | "Alice was reading the message on her monitor..." | |
| Alice in DIGITALand | "'You're in DIGITALand,' replied the security guard,.." | |
| Diary of an AOL User | "I really believe that AOL should be wiped off..." | |
| Smart House | "Moved in at last. Finally, we live in the smartest..." | |
| Year 2000 | "There was once a COBOL programmer..." | |
| Microsoft Cuisine | "Start-up software developer Cuisine International..." | |
| How Specs Live Forever | "The United State standard railroad gauge of..." | |
| Twelve Bugs of Christmas | "For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to say:.." | |
| The Passover Story | "If It Were Reported by The New York Times or CNN" | |
| Attention Deficit Disorder | "Don't laugh — if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!" |