* Humor Quotations (Quotes at Davar Web Site)              11/05/2011-11/05/2011
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I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look 
at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.
#[Benjamin Franklin] (1706-1790)