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A fate worse than death: To be married alive. A man without a woman is like a neck without pain. Act as a dumbshit and they'll treat you as equal. Behind every great man, there is a woman he's running from. Breast size times I.Q. is constant. But honey, I wouldn't be up so late on a faster PC! Computer widow: Family goes broke watching Dad have fun. I'm a disfunctional husband of a BBS widow. I'm as confused as a baby at a topless bar. If you think women aren't explosive, drop one sometime. Keep hands off secretary's reproductive equipment! Man with ice cubes wishes to meet woman with Scotch. Marriage: Begging for money for upgrades. Marriage: It's not only a word, but a sentence! Most people deserve each other. Muggers demand your money or your life; wives demand both. Not me officer! I jus' play piano in 'dis whorehouse... Practice safe government, use kingdoms. She kept saying I didn't listen to her, or something. The plural of spouse is spice. There's at least one fool in every married couple. |