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   G[  1]="A clear conscience is merely the result of bad memory."
   G[  2]="A closed mind gathers no facts."
   G[  3]="A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking."
   G[  4]="A few read, still fewer think, and a very few who do both."
   G[  5]="A shortcut is the longest distance between two points."
   G[  6]="A thief believes that everybody steals."
   G[  7]="After all is said and done, more is said than done."
   G[  8]="All I want to know is: WHY ME?"
   G[  9]="All answers questioned here."
   G[ 10]="All rising to a great place is by a winding stair."
   G[ 11]="All things are difficult before they are easy."
   G[ 12]="An honest politician: One who stays bought."
   G[ 13]="Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you."
   G[ 14]="Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."
   G[ 15]="Assume the worst, you'll never be disappointed."
   G[ 16]="Be bold in what you stand for and careful what you fall for."
   G[ 17]="Be glad you don't get all the government you pay for!"
   G[ 18]="Become a programmer and never see the world!"
   G[ 19]="Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot."
   G[ 20]="Beware of a half truth; you may be getting the wrong half."
   G[ 21]="Common sense is the least common of all senses."
   G[ 22]="Conclusion: the place where you got tired of thinking."
   G[ 23]="Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."
   G[ 24]="Diplomacy: the art of letting someone else have your way."
   G[ 25]="Do the impossible and your boss will add it to your duties."
   G[ 26]="Doing it the hard way is always easier."
   G[ 27]="Don't get mad — get even!"
   G[ 28]="Don't let your superiors know you're superior to them."
   G[ 29]="Don't listen to what they say, watch what they do!"
   G[ 30]="Don't question authority, it doesn't know either."
   G[ 31]="Don't try to make friends; try not to make enemies."
   G[ 32]="Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom."
   G[ 33]="Everyone complains of his memory, no one of his judgment."
   G[ 34]="Evil will triumph if good men do nothing."
   G[ 35]="Evolution stops when stupidity is no longer fatal."
   G[ 36]="Experience — knowing all the things you shouldn't do."
   G[ 37]="Experience is a hard school; a fool learns in no other."
   G[ 38]="Fighting for peace is like screaming for quiet."
   G[ 39]="Find something to die for, or you have no reason to live."
   G[ 40]="First things first...&nbsp; nothing can be easier than that!"
   G[ 41]="From listening comes wisdom, from speaking, repentance."
   G[ 42]="Give a man an inch, and he thinks he's a ruler."
   G[ 43]="He is truly wise who gains wisdom from another's mishap."
   G[ 44]="He said:&nbsp; Smile, things could be worse!&nbsp; I did!&nbsp; They were!"
   G[ 45]="History is a set of lies agreed upon by the winners."
   G[ 46]="History repeats itself because nobody listens."
   G[ 47]="I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
   G[ 48]="I saw what you did and I know who you are."
   G[ 49]="I used to be disgusted, but now I try to be amused."
   G[ 50]="If all the world's a stage I sure got lousy seats..."
   G[ 51]="If everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."
   G[ 52]="If the enemy is in range, so are you."
   G[ 53]="If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything."
   G[ 54]="If you have nothing to do, don't do it here."
   G[ 55]="If you think education is expensive, try ignorance."
   G[ 56]="It's easier to get forgiveness than permission."
   G[ 57]="It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere."
   G[ 58]="Just a possum on the information superhighway..."
   G[ 59]="Just when I make ends meet, someone moves one end."
   G[ 60]="Live every day like it's your last.&nbsp; One day it will be."
   G[ 61]="Logic does not cease to exist because it is ignored."
   G[ 62]="Man is the only animal that blushes...&nbsp; or needs to."
   G[ 63]="Many are educated...&nbsp; few are learned."
   G[ 64]="Meetings will continue until productivity improves."
   G[ 65]="Men fight for freedom, then pass laws to take it away."
   G[ 66]="Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay."
   G[ 67]="Modern education — there are no wrong answers!"
   G[ 68]="Mondays are the potholes in the road of life."
   G[ 69]="Money can't buy happiness, but allows a choice of misery."
   G[ 70]="Money doesn't come easy — that's the way it goes!"
   G[ 71]="Never appeal to his better nature.&nbsp; He may not have one."
   G[ 72]="Never argue with a fool — people might not know the difference."
   G[ 73]="Never forget that your weapon is made by the lowest bidder."
   G[ 74]="Never itch for anything you aren't willing to scratch for."
   G[ 75]="Never let people drive you crazy when it's within walking distance."
   G[ 76]="Never mind what road we're on...&nbsp; keep your eyes on the carrot!"
   G[ 77]="No matter which side of the door the cat or dog is on, it's the wrong side."
   G[ 78]="No one test the depth of a river with both feet."
   G[ 79]="No sense being pessimistic.&nbsp; It wouldn't work anyway."
   G[ 80]="Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come."
   G[ 81]="Onward and backward!&nbsp; We must look busy."
   G[ 82]="Open your ears before your mouth."
   G[ 83]="Our biggest problem is apathy — but who cares?"
   G[ 84]="Pardon our dust...&nbsp; nonsense under construction."
   G[ 85]="Patience and time do more than strength or passion."
   G[ 86]="People who talk about their inferiors don't have any."
   G[ 87]="Professionals built the Titanic.&nbsp; Amateurs built the Ark."
   G[ 88]="Question authority — before you're not allowed to..."
   G[ 89]="Remember that you are special, just like everyone else."
   G[ 90]="Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, others gargle."
   G[ 91]="Spare yourself many hard falls; don't jump to conclusions."
   G[ 92]="Stick your head in the sand and you get shot in the ass."
   G[ 93]="Stop the world!&nbsp; I want to get off!"
   G[ 94]="Talk is cheap, because supply exceeds demand."
   G[ 95]="Teaching a pig to sing wastes your time and annoys the pig."
   G[ 96]="Thank you for not breathing while I smoke."
   G[ 97]="That was then, this is now."
   G[ 98]="The First Myth of Management — It exists."
   G[ 99]="The best lessons are learned by doing, or at least trying."
   G[100]="The best prophet of the future is the past."
   G[101]="The best solution uses the fewest assumptions."
   G[102]="The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away."
   G[103]="The best way to save face is to keep the lower part shut."
   G[104]="The buck doesn't even slow down here!"
   G[105]="The color of truth is grey."
   G[106]="The fault lies not in our stars but in ourselves."
   G[107]="The fewer the facts, the stronger the opinion."
   G[108]="The future isn't what it used to be..."
   G[109]="The individual is the smallest minority."
   G[110]="The longer a man is wrong, the surer he is that he's right."
   G[111]="The more things change, the more they stay insane."
   G[112]="The problem with the future is it turns into the present."
   G[113]="The road to success is always under construction."
   G[114]="The scenery only changes for the lead dog."
   G[115]="The shortest route always has the steepest hills."
   G[116]="The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf."
   G[117]="The wrong way always seems the more reasonable."
   G[118]="There are none so blind as those who will not see."
   G[119]="There is always free cheese in a mousetrap."
   G[110]="Think carefully before wishing, it might just come true."
   G[121]="This is NOT Burger King.&nbsp; You do not get it YOUR way."
   G[122]="Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it."
   G[123]="Those who follow like sheep are bound to get fleeced."
   G[124]="Those who speak only to save face end up falling on it."
   G[125]="Those who won't think will have it done for them."
   G[126]="To fight the good fight, survive the first assault."
   G[127]="Today is the first day of the rest of your life."
   G[128]="Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday."
   G[129]="Too much month at the end of the money."
   G[130]="Two days from now, tomorrow will be yesterday."
   G[131]="Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse."
   G[132]="Watch where you go...&nbsp; remember where you've been..."
   G[133]="We are not beaten when we loose, we're beaten when we quit."
   G[134]="We have found the enemy and he is us."
   G[135]="We have standards and expect you not to exceed them."
   G[136]="We should go metric every inch of the way!"
   G[137]="Wear old clothes when you fight for truth and liberty."
   G[138]="Welcome to the jungle.&nbsp; Please observe our laws."
   G[139]="What you don't do is always more important than what you do do."
   G[140]="When Morality is thrown to the wind Humanity is but dust."
   G[141]="When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other."
   G[142]="Whenever anyone promises heaven on earth, expect hell."
   G[143]="Why can't you be a non-conformist like everyone else?"
   G[144]="Why is common sense so uncommon these days?"
   G[145]="Wisdom is knowing when to avoid perfection."
   G[146]="You can't get out more than you put in."
   G[147]="You can't win.&nbsp; You can't break even.&nbsp; You can't even quit the game."
   G[148]="You get what you pay for."
   G[149]="You're never a loser until you quit trying."

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