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<FONT SIZE=5 COLOR=Red><B><I><U>Tagline&nbsp; Selection</U></I></B></FONT> <BR>&nbsp; <TABLE> <TR> <TD>&nbsp;</TD> <TD><B><A HREF="RANDOM.HTM">Random</A></B></TD> <TD>&nbsp;</TD> <TD><I><FONT SIZE='-1'>04/21/1998 <NOSCRIPT>– 1999</FONT></I></NOSCRIPT> <SCRIPT LANGUAGE=JavaScript> <!-- document.write("– <FONT COLOR=",CT[1],">",DT[1],"</FONT></FONT></I>") //--> </SCRIPT> </TD> <TD>&nbsp;</TD> <TD><I>Random tagline samples</I></TD> </TR> <TR> <TD></TD> <TD><B><A HREF="WISDOM.HTM">Wisdom</A></B></TD> <TD></TD> <TD><I><FONT SIZE='-1'>03/03/1998 <NOSCRIPT>– 1998</FONT></I></NOSCRIPT> <SCRIPT LANGUAGE=JavaScript> <!-- document.write("– <FONT COLOR=",CT[2],">",DT[2],"</FONT></FONT></I>") //--> </SCRIPT> </TD> <TD></TD> <TD><I>"Doing it the hard way is always easier."</I></TD> </TR> <TR> <TD></TD> <TD><B><A HREF="HUMOR.HTM">Humor</A></B></TD> <TD></TD> <TD><I><FONT SIZE='-1'>12/21/1997 <NOSCRIPT>– 1998</FONT></I></NOSCRIPT> <SCRIPT LANGUAGE=JavaScript> <!-- document.write("– <FONT COLOR=",CT[3],">",DT[3],"</FONT></FONT></I>") //--> </SCRIPT> </TD> <TD></TD> <TD><I>"Just a possum on the information superhighway..."</I></TD> </TR> <TR> <TD></TD> <TD><B><A HREF="COMPUTER.HTM">Computer</A></B></TD> <TD></TD> <TD><I><FONT SIZE='-1'>03/03/1998 <NOSCRIPT>– 1998</FONT></I></NOSCRIPT> <SCRIPT LANGUAGE=JavaScript> <!-- document.write("– <FONT COLOR=",CT[4],">",DT[4],"</FONT></FONT></I>") //--> </SCRIPT> </TD> <TD></TD> <TD><I>"Become a programmer and never see the world!"</I></TD> </TR> <TR> <TD></TD> <TD><B><A HREF="CORPORAT.HTM">Corporate</A></B></TD> <TD></TD> <TD><I><FONT SIZE='-1'>03/03/1998 <NOSCRIPT>– 1998</FONT></I></NOSCRIPT> <SCRIPT LANGUAGE=JavaScript> <!-- document.write("– <FONT COLOR=",CT[5],">",DT[5],"</FONT></FONT></I>") //--> </SCRIPT> </TD> <TD></TD> <TD><I>"The scenery only changes for the lead dog."</I></TD> </TR> <TR> <TD></TD> <TD><B><A HREF="POLITICS.HTM">Political</A></B></TD> <TD></TD> <TD><I><FONT SIZE='-1'>03/04/1998 <NOSCRIPT>– 1998</FONT></I></NOSCRIPT> <SCRIPT LANGUAGE=JavaScript> <!-- document.write("– <FONT COLOR=",CT[6],">",DT[6],"</FONT></FONT></I>") //--> </SCRIPT> </TD> <TD></TD> <TD><I>"An honest politician: One who stays bought."</I></TD> </TR> <TR> <TD></TD> <TD><B><A HREF="ADULT.HTM">Adult</A></B></TD> <TD></TD> <TD><I><FONT SIZE='-1'>03/05/1998 <NOSCRIPT>– 1998</FONT></I></NOSCRIPT> <SCRIPT LANGUAGE=JavaScript> <!-- document.write("– <FONT COLOR=",CT[7],">",DT[7],"</FONT></FONT></I>") //--> </SCRIPT> </TD> <TD></TD> <TD><I>"A man without a woman is like a neck without pain."</I></TD> </TR> <TR> <TD></TD> <TD><B><A HREF="GENERAL.HTM">General</A></B></TD> <TD></TD> <TD><I><FONT SIZE='-1'>03/05/1998 <NOSCRIPT>– 1998</FONT></I></NOSCRIPT> <SCRIPT LANGUAGE=JavaScript> <!-- document.write("– <FONT COLOR=",CT[8],">",DT[8],"</FONT></FONT></I>") //--> </SCRIPT> </TD> <TD></TD> <TD><I>"Evolution stops when stupidity is no longer fatal."</I></TD> </TR> </TABLE> <I> <BR>&nbsp;&nbsp; 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